Wednesday 18 January 2012

Doom And Gloom


A post from Tedious Tantrums

Well that’s it then. Another BBC News at 6:00 and then BBC Scotland News. What fun.

Inflation is down. Comments were directed at it still being too high and the historical editorial was that interest rates should be put up. No sign of any cheer then, that inflation was going down. Not a glimmer. Good news? Not for the BBC apparently.

Then there was that happy soul and interesting character Ed Moribund. Ed thinks it’s a good idea that public sector pay rises are kept at 1%. His pals in the unions think this is an appalling idea. They would though because that’s their job. Ed reckons that a 1% increase means more people will be kept in work. He may well have a point, however; his party have spent the last few months rubbishing even the notion of a 1% pay restriction. Now he is agreeing with Call me Dave and Boy George Osborne. He’s also agreed with them about the union and they will jointly oppose the SNP notion that Scotland should leave the UK. That’s a lot of agreement between the government and the opposition. Not much cheer in this article on the BBC news either.

Oh well maybe the Scottish News will be chock-a-block with chuckles? Then again, perhaps not. Highland Council voted to oppose a wind farm in the Cairngorms. This isn’t good apparently. No real mention of how 31 wind turbines 360 feet high might be detrimental to the environment. Unsightly? Damaging to birds? Expensive to erect and run and producing the most expensive electricity possible.

The very next item , and this is hard to believe, covered Big Power Week. We have the power? No, but we have incredibly expensive electricity and gas. Big Power Week is being carried out by the Citizens Advise Bureau. They have advisors all over Scotland this week providing advice to the public so they can reduce their gas and electricity bills. Good idea.

There’s one bit of advice they could provide to people, well certain people who work in government like a Mr A Salmond, a Mr D Cameron, a Mr C Huhne and a Ms C Lucas amongst others. Remove the renewables levy from electricity bills saving everyone 20% on their bills immediately. That would ease household budgets and reduce inflation.

At least the Scottish News has a saving grace - the weather ladies. Thon wee Cubie lassie and Judith Ralston do a good job of presenting the weather news.

Which brings me to my final gripe. Who trains the BBC presenters in hand waving? Do they go to classes and learn how to develop waving and personalise the waving, gesturing and general wafting to match their personality? Just give us the news wave free please and try to keep it within balanced bounds. I know that is a big ask but we can only try eh?

9 comments:

Woodsy42 said...

You might prefer this explanation?
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/01/17/sign-language-lady-actually-stuck-inside-tv-283/

subrosa said...

Love it Woodsy!

WitteringsfromWitney said...

SR, to illustrate the point you may like this from The Boiling Frog:

http://thefrogsalittlehot.blogspot.com/2012/01/how-to-report-news.html

Seems to sum up the artistic content of all news programmes on the box!

Brian said...

No hand waving here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm9I4hbyY6M&feature=related

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Anonymous said...

Very funny Woodsy!

Anonymous said...

Very well observed and portrayed. He's in the inside too! Good job he's a golden boy at the moment. Spot on Wittering. Thanks for your comment.

Anonymous said...

The Outer Hebrides Broadcasting Corporation Brian. Excellent. I'd forgotten about that. Preferable to what we have really.

subrosa said...

The OHBC - wonderful TV. Of course that couldn't be shown today. It would be sure to upset the equality bunch.

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