SENIOR DRESS CODE
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins
And most importantly
At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts
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Cud have done without the photo SR - just had my lunch!
I’ve just given up ladies surgical support stockings…as a man they don’t quite cut it anymore.
But I may go back to ‘Big Pooh Nappy Bags’…just the thing for that inconvenient bowel movement when out dining. They can handle anything.
So had I when my brother sent it to me yesterday WFW. Haven't eaten since. :)
Ah JJ, they're marvellous aren't they? I use them for long car journeys too. Best things for avoiding having to take passengers.
A Tank Top with a Muffin Top are an unsightly combination, too.
Awe Joe, I think I look great in mine!
That's the antidote to porn, surely? I have jeans that aren't as baggy as that. Someone forgot to iron her legs before she went out.
I read today that celebs are now dying their hair grey. Which is wonderful news - at last, something about me is trendy and getting trendier every day! Better yet - I had grey hair before they did!
If 'shabby' becomes fashionable at the same time, I'll set up as a designer.
Leg-iron your, ahem, helmet fascinates me; did you make it yourself, or is it some sort of fantasy production made by a renaissance faire yank?
I must admit, wearing it backwards foiled my internet research...
Yes it is LegIron. Can't have folk relaxing too much on a Sunday afternoon.
I pay a fortune a few times a year to be ash blonde. Then I noticed early this year that I've no 'roots' at the front anymore. When I mentioned it to the hairdresser she said 'That's because you're white but you're darker at the back so still need highlights'.
Haven't yet quite worked out her logic. I can't see the back. :)
Bikinis can be a bad look too......
Jings Billy, you've done me a great favour. The diet stops right now!
Do you have any of her in fishnets?
Dave, are you a masochist?
I'm afraid I tick to many boxes after the 'ands'.
The minds cantering at forty but the body is galloping downhill on turbo mode - but oh the sweetness of banished vanity combined with the contentment of not giving a toss.
Me too RA but the secret is never to look in a mirror. My philosophy is if you stick to a partner of your own generation they can't snigger.
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