For those of you who don't know the person in the photograph it is Labour MP Jim Murphy, whose other title is Scottish Secretary.
My contribution is 'Remember when the Home Office lost a memory stick with the details of 84,000 prisoners in England and Wales? Found it! Only Labour can deliver.'
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Made in China
The memory stick or the person CH?
No technology in the Universe could manufacture a pratt like that, he's a genetic mutation.
Thank you TS. You always think out of the box. :)
Glasgow Labour; error message; bad sector; file corrupt
Labour release new virus as part of their election campaign; the virus is reported to empty your bank accounts and spend all of your money without leaving a trace.
Horsey faced Jim Murphy is quoted as saying "we've finally found a way of automating what Labour have been doing for the last 13 years"
We've got you tagged
It’s a – GIT
- a Gigabyte of Inept Twaddle.
Here is the list of cancer patients to send the scary letters to!
USB - Universal Sonofa Bitch
You know where you can stick that.
What superb captions. Do any of you think Mr Murphy would be interested in picking the winner?
Honestly - you put it where the Sun doesn't shine.
If the last few days are anything to go by then it's not here in Scotland RA. Of course, you didn't mean the bright spot in the sky.
Glad your getting as good a start to spring as we are Rosa; even if it means an early start to the lawn mower twice weekly ritual.
And you're right, the advice was anatomical rather than astronomical.
I liked Forfar Loon's slightly edited.
USB & Univeral Sonofa Bitch.
They're all excellent RA. The grass cutting is a breeze this year. I had a new blade fitted and it has made a difference.
Remember to water it in this dry weather. My retired green-keeper emphasised that to me yesterday so immediately the sprinkler was resurrected from the shed.
Jim says, "Holy Mary Mother of God..."
*Choke*
Spits out perfectly good beer.
Sophia's got my vote.
Auch Sophie, just superb! Makes it even better than Conan lost a mouthful of his favourite brew. :)
L for loser.
No slogan, but the picture looks like a mini Dalek
See... My cut is bigger than your cut!
L = Labour = Labotomy!
Auch they're all super captions and yes Mrs R, I would agree.
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