Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Caption Please





For those of you who don't know the person in the photograph it is Labour MP Jim Murphy, whose other title is Scottish Secretary.

My contribution is 'Remember when the Home Office lost a memory stick with the details of 84,000 prisoners in England and Wales? Found it! Only Labour can deliver.'

24 comments:

cynicalHighlander said...

Made in China

subrosa said...

The memory stick or the person CH?

TractorStats said...

No technology in the Universe could manufacture a pratt like that, he's a genetic mutation.

subrosa said...

Thank you TS. You always think out of the box. :)

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Glasgow Labour; error message; bad sector; file corrupt

Ally said...

Labour release new virus as part of their election campaign; the virus is reported to empty your bank accounts and spend all of your money without leaving a trace.

Horsey faced Jim Murphy is quoted as saying "we've finally found a way of automating what Labour have been doing for the last 13 years"

Reverie said...

We've got you tagged

JRB said...

It’s a – GIT
- a Gigabyte of Inept Twaddle.

Ollie Cromwell said...

Here is the list of cancer patients to send the scary letters to!

forfar-loon said...

USB - Universal Sonofa Bitch

Conan the Librarian™ said...

You know where you can stick that.

subrosa said...

What superb captions. Do any of you think Mr Murphy would be interested in picking the winner?

Crinkly & Ragged Arsed Philosophers said...

Honestly - you put it where the Sun doesn't shine.

subrosa said...

If the last few days are anything to go by then it's not here in Scotland RA. Of course, you didn't mean the bright spot in the sky.

Crinkly & Ragged Arsed Philosophers said...

Glad your getting as good a start to spring as we are Rosa; even if it means an early start to the lawn mower twice weekly ritual.

And you're right, the advice was anatomical rather than astronomical.

I liked Forfar Loon's slightly edited.

USB & Univeral Sonofa Bitch.

subrosa said...

They're all excellent RA. The grass cutting is a breeze this year. I had a new blade fitted and it has made a difference.

Remember to water it in this dry weather. My retired green-keeper emphasised that to me yesterday so immediately the sprinkler was resurrected from the shed.

Sophia Pangloss said...

Jim says, "Holy Mary Mother of God..."

Conan the Librarian™ said...

*Choke*

Spits out perfectly good beer.

Sophia's got my vote.

subrosa said...

Auch Sophie, just superb! Makes it even better than Conan lost a mouthful of his favourite brew. :)

Key bored warrior. said...

L for loser.

Mrs Rigby said...

No slogan, but the picture looks like a mini Dalek

Allan said...

See... My cut is bigger than your cut!

CrazyDaisy said...

L = Labour = Labotomy!

subrosa said...

Auch they're all super captions and yes Mrs R, I would agree.

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