"Has anyone got any paint? That looks kinda priddy!" :-)
"And this is the part of the country which will subsidise the return to growth...um...as long as the oil doesn't run out yet..."
This is ah umm North Britain, which re-elects hordes of Labour crooked monkeys eh um hard working honest MPs at every election.
'All this bit was once mines'
We can't let the SNP have minimum alcohol prices in Scotland. Our voters might sober up.
And, finally, Parliament will be moved from Westminster to here!
"Hallelujah, we see Gord's hand in everything" the red tribe of the south western land acclaimed, prostrate in the face of imminent defeat and bereft of all hope.
We must increase the postal vote all across region 9.
Brown has gone completely native at Westminster, so I can understand him disowning Scotland.We Scots cringe when he refers to "the country" when he means England, but today he went further and referred to "OUR country" when chuntering on about schools in England. The man's a disgrace to Scotland.
"I know Scotshire like the back of my hand - if only I could see what the back of my hand looks like"
"I'll hide my homeland as I am ashamed of my heritage"ps Happy birthday even though I disagree on AGW.
"Kangaroo with joey" or am I going doo lally.
I'll just cover this bit. It doesn't matter at all.
What WILL you do with all those dreadful Scotspersons once they have been sacked from Westminster?
Super captions, thanks all of you. Imagine him doing that when photographers were present. What a fool the man is.
"Due to global warming, which everyone knows started in America; we are announcing today the site for the new £800 million National Banana Plantation."
'And from now on the area will be known as the Banana region or region 9'.
Oh no BS, don't want Westminster up here. MPs wouldn't last 5 minutes because they'd miss all their freebies from their SE pals.
You all know what he's really saying:I'm not from there.
I'm sure many of us wish he wasn't Jeanne. He'll never settle here when he's removed from office though, he'll buy somewhere in the south of England, although he'll keep his Fife house as long as he's an MP.
"So far this part of the country has escaped unscathed, but as from next week I will be turning my full attention on the many thriving businesses and employment opportunities here......."Duck Scotland!
"Och NOOOO! I shield nay 'a ha' that last deprission table'! Someone get me to the lavvy QUICK before I throw up!"
When I'm King, I'll bulldoze this bit to here, that bit to there...
We've again got the touch of Jonas Anna. :(
Good one Furor!
"This here is AW' mine". Isn't he King already Conan? No right enough, he's just a step away at being the saviour of the world.
Gordon vainly tries to hide the disturbing evidence of his true nationality from the press.
...and iff we just depopulate everything north of the central belt that'll solve the SNP problem.
I just slapped Scotland. Damn that feels good.
He's been doing that for years Doug.
Doug, that means I'll be ethnically cleansed. :(
"This bit is rock solid. Full of socialist dinosaurs who'll back us to the hilt."
'Socialist dinosaurs and Nulabour luvvies' Crinkly.
'Nearly all of this area is under the dead hand of Labour'
Jim, I can always rely on you to come up with the words. :)
Ecxcept the Highlands are traditionaly Liberal or even Conservative, or...?
"Now where was I?"
Parts of the Highlands are traditionally liberal Furor along with the Shetlands.
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