Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Scotland No More?



Oh how I wish Gordon Brown was saying, 'Ignore Scotland because it's independent'.

I'm sure some of you will come up with even better captions.

38 comments:

Tory Totty Online said...

"Has anyone got any paint? That looks kinda priddy!" :-)

Hythlodaeus said...

"And this is the part of the country which will subsidise the return to growth...um...as long as the oil doesn't run out yet..."

Strathturret said...

This is ah umm North Britain, which re-elects hordes of Labour crooked monkeys eh um hard working honest MPs at every election.

Alex Porter said...

'All this bit was once mines'

Leg-iron said...

We can't let the SNP have minimum alcohol prices in Scotland. Our voters might sober up.

Barking Spider said...

And, finally, Parliament will be moved from Westminster to here!

Polaris said...

"Hallelujah, we see Gord's hand in everything" the red tribe of the south western land acclaimed, prostrate in the face of imminent defeat and bereft of all hope.

scunnert said...

We must increase the postal vote all across region 9.

Andrew said...

Brown has gone completely native at Westminster, so I can understand him disowning Scotland.

We Scots cringe when he refers to "the country" when he means England, but today he went further and referred to "OUR country" when chuntering on about schools in England.
The man's a disgrace to Scotland.

Clarinda said...

"I know Scotshire like the back of my hand - if only I could see what the back of my hand looks like"

cynicalHighlander said...

"I'll hide my homeland as I am ashamed of my heritage"

ps Happy birthday even though I disagree on AGW.

cynicalHighlander said...

"Kangaroo with joey" or am I going doo lally.

tris said...

I'll just cover this bit. It doesn't matter at all.

banned said...

What WILL you do with all those dreadful Scotspersons once they have been sacked from Westminster?

subrosa said...

Super captions, thanks all of you. Imagine him doing that when photographers were present. What a fool the man is.

John Pickworth said...

"Due to global warming, which everyone knows started in America; we are announcing today the site for the new £800 million National Banana Plantation."

subrosa said...

'And from now on the area will be known as the Banana region or region 9'.

subrosa said...

Oh no BS, don't want Westminster up here. MPs wouldn't last 5 minutes because they'd miss all their freebies from their SE pals.

Jeanne Tomlin said...

You all know what he's really saying:

I'm not from there.

subrosa said...

I'm sure many of us wish he wasn't Jeanne. He'll never settle here when he's removed from office though, he'll buy somewhere in the south of England, although he'll keep his Fife house as long as he's an MP.

Anna Raccoon said...

"So far this part of the country has escaped unscathed, but as from next week I will be turning my full attention on the many thriving businesses and employment opportunities here......."

Duck Scotland!

Furor Teutonicus said...

"Och NOOOO! I shield nay 'a ha' that last deprission table'! Someone get me to the lavvy QUICK before I throw up!"

Conan the Librarian™ said...

When I'm King, I'll bulldoze this bit to here, that bit to there...

subrosa said...

We've again got the touch of Jonas Anna. :(

subrosa said...

Good one Furor!

subrosa said...

"This here is AW' mine". Isn't he King already Conan? No right enough, he's just a step away at being the saviour of the world.

DougtheDug said...

Gordon vainly tries to hide the disturbing evidence of his true nationality from the press.

DougtheDug said...

...and iff we just depopulate everything north of the central belt that'll solve the SNP problem.

DougtheDug said...

I just slapped Scotland. Damn that feels good.

subrosa said...

He's been doing that for years Doug.

subrosa said...

Doug, that means I'll be ethnically cleansed. :(

Crinkly & Ragged Arsed Philosophers said...

"This bit is rock solid. Full of socialist dinosaurs who'll back us to the hilt."

subrosa said...

'Socialist dinosaurs and Nulabour luvvies' Crinkly.

Jim Baxter said...

'Nearly all of this area is under the dead hand of Labour'

subrosa said...

Jim, I can always rely on you to come up with the words. :)

Furor Teutonicus said...

Ecxcept the Highlands are traditionaly Liberal or even Conservative, or...?

Furor Teutonicus said...

"Now where was I?"

subrosa said...

Parts of the Highlands are traditionally liberal Furor along with the Shetlands.

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