Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Mathematical Logic


Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me laugh.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H -A -R -D -W -O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K -N -O -W -L -E -D -G -E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But

A -T -T -I -T -U -D -E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H -I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
Will take you.

A -S -S -K -I -S -S -I -N -G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

8 comments:

Dramfineday said...

Nice one, I enjoyed that and it confirms the other theoretic law -Bullshit baffles Brains

Hamish said...

ONE + TWELVE
=TWO + ELEVEN

subrosa said...

Exactly Dram. Now you've said that I realise that what was missing from my satire.

Perhaps if I'd put a picture of a 'celeb' instead of nothing, it may have been appreciated more by cynics.

Then again I'd wouldn't wish for those of another mathematical bent to be ignored.

subrosa said...

Hamish, you've lost me.

cynicalHighlander said...

Anagram Sb took me a few thoughts.

Billy said...

Confirms that it is the asskissers and bullshitters who get promoted above the hard workers and people with attitude.

Crinkly & Ragged Arsed Philosophers said...

If we take the same formula and apply it to -
BANKERS = 70% Perhaps equal to the effort.

Then add BONUS = 65%

65% of formula worth = 45.5% - which may be considered adequate recompense and combined would still take them into the bullshit and asskissing categories.

Just a thought.

subrosa said...

Excellent RA, thank you.

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