Tuesday 23 June 2009

New Mass Suicide Cult - Guest Post by Faux Cul





In the late 20th Century there were a number of suicide cults, one of which, Heaven's Gate (aka Hale Bop Comet Cult), committed mass suicide in San Diego dressed identically and sporting bizarre haircuts.

This mutant sect was founded by two people, Marshall Applewhite and his "nurse" Bonnie Nettles.

They drew on The Book of Revelations, particularly 11:13 and they claimed to be the two “witnesses” so described.

Their philosophical, theological foundation was that of Christianity and they mixed this with ideas of travel to other dimensions and worlds, along with advancement by evolution.

As the group grew they eschewed their given names and added "ody" so, Subrosa became Subrosa-ody and Mxyzptik became Mxyzptil-ody. The latter I think, works wonderfully.

They were heavily involved in the IT industry and amongst their adherents were people who were able to use the medium to generate income and diffuse propaganda.

A characteristic of their culture was an obsessive attention to documenting in detail all that surrounded their immediate physical presence; labelling each and every thing they touched with their daily lives with details of what it was, what it contained and what it did. Their lives were devoted to following formulated and detailed pathways in all their deeds with a messianic bureaucratic verification process. So paranoid were they that their daily lives were monitored by numberous listening devices and any conversation by telephone was monitored by another member.

Eventually they imploded, not in a Fred Hoyle Big Bang way, but it a controlled choreographed, slow motion way.

They suicided together, after adopting similar clothing and footwear, during the passage of the Hale Bob comet, which they took to be the herald for personal recycling.

My question: is the Labour Party a mass suicide cult?

The evidence is in front of our eyes and I leave it to the readers to post their observations.

I leave you some thoughts -

Tony Blair is really Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

Cherie Blair is really Theresa Cara Blair

Gordon Brown is really James Gordon Brown

Peter Mandelson is really just Peter Benjamin Mandelson but, is he really a lizard?

I wonder, the way they are carrying on, if the Labour Party is going through the most public and long suicide ever. They, despite every evidence to the contrary, think we are all Sheeple, to be used as a sort of milk-you for their individual and collective benefit. They carry on regardless, thinking we can be lied to, ad nauseum. They just don't get it.

Has anyone checked to see if that Hale Bob comet is making a sneaky wee return?

Can anyone else shed further light on other similarities between the two mass-suicide cults?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brilliantly drawn FC.

I wonder, if they eventually do the ritual suicide thing, can we all come along and watch, just to make sure it works (most of the rest of what they have done has fallen a bit short of success).

I'd hate them to fall at the last fence and not be able to help.

Let's hope that something a little more honourable rises from the ashes of this once decent party.

Faux Cu said...

The ritual suicide thing is happening before our very eyes..

Electing Bercow is a reverse double-gaseous, odoriferous thrust in the direction of the electorate.

The self styled "Mother" of Parliaments reduced to a very bad Glasgow Empire music hall turn.

Oldrightie said...

"Gordon Brown is really James Gordon Brown"

Or as I would have it Jimmy Snot! How on earth do you get Cherie from that lot of gobblediegook?

Nikostratos said...

A better suicide would be to strap 100lb of semtex to your back and go to an English conservative or SNP party meeting..........

KerBoom

Faux Cu said...

Dear Mr Mxyzptlk-ody,

I am sure we could find some cavity within your ample frame to secrete it, allegedly.

Try and pronounce this

kltpzyxm

kerboom!

Have a nice day too.

Jim Baxter said...

Harold Wilson was really James Harold Wilson. The only Jim was really a Leonard.

They've all got identity problems. Maybe that's why they're so keen on the bloody card scheme.

Yrs

Harold Leonard Gordon

Vronsky said...

Mxztrz*& - whatever- has a point. This Labour mob are taking us all with them, so the suicide bomber analogy is the better.

BTW, I never knew that about Buffalo Bill C-ody. Explains a lot.

Nikostratos said...

When we show our respect for other living things, they respond with respect for us.
~ Arapaho Proverb

Faux Cu said...

Mr. Mxyzptlk said...

When we show our respect for other living things, they respond with respect for us.
~ Arapaho Proverb

23 June 2009 17:19

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Faux Cu said...

Maybe we will only get transparency at Westminster if we blow the walls out?

btw is Bercow a Pr-ody?

He can sing the Sash.

Nikostratos said...

Faux Cu

Your Gonna burn in hell so you are..and well deserved


http://www.gnosticteachings.org/images/stories/anatomy/Two-Witnesses2.gif

Anonymous said...

FC

Mr Bercow is of the Jewish faith I believe!

Faux Cu said...

Tris, Bercow is as Jewish as Mandelson, at least on Mandelson's Father's side, which doesn't male him Jewish to other Jews.

I am told that he has attended recently another church.

His religion or lack of it doesn't come into it as far I am concerned.

Al I know is that he sang The Sash at a Rangers Supporter's club

subrosa said...

Jeez Niko, that's a bit strong isn't it? Don't think Faux Cul deserves that really, although I could think of some others.

Bonny photo on your link though :)

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