Sunday, 28 June 2009

Japanese Water Powered Car



With thanks to Henry North London. Henry asks 'Why haven't we been told about this?' May I suggest it's because there are no massive taxes involved.


6 comments:

Faux Cu said...

http://www.genepax.co.jp/

They have closed their website down!

Faux Cu said...

In fact it is a con!

It is an Aluminium Air Battery

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_battery

After regenerating the electricity from it, it needs to be removed and re-energised or chemically retreated so, it is not yet so exciting as it seems.

Just enough real and quack science to be believable

Vronsky said...

In deference to the ladylike poise of your blog, sr, I usually write 'FFS' instead of - er - you know what.

However this evening I must say: for fuck's sake! Has nobody anymore got O-grade physics?

Ach, I won't go on about it. Yes, of course it runs on water, and there is a god, and a tooth fairy, and santa claus. All true. The wonderful thing about this water fuelled car is that not only does it cost nothing to run, but when you are sick (cancer, flying pig flu, housemaid's knee, something down there you don't want to talk about) you can just suck the fuel out of the tank and (abracadabra) you're cured, according to the homeopaths. This isn't just win-win, it's win-win-win-win-win-win. Free transport, and eternal life.

BTW, I can read your Tarot for you, if you like. Contact Vronsky for a free estimate with no obligation. Every reading comes with a free jug of fuel for your new car and (at a small additional cost) the number of a reliable local taxi firm.

Om.

McGonagall said...

Thank you for visiting our website.
We at GENEPAX have strived to develop new technologies to enable environment friendly energy systems, to mitigate environmental risks such as those posed by global warming. The systems that we have proposed have received warm words of support from many people. However, we have yet to overcome the many obstacles we face in the current world, to bring our systems to market. Moreover, the costs of development have become very large. As our resources are very limited, we need to retrench and reassess our resources and our development plans at this time, and we are accordingly closing our website.
We express our deep gratitude for the supportive messages we have received. We hope that you will continue to be supportive of efforts to develop cleaner and more environment friendly energies, and we will continue to strive to develop systems to preserve our environment.

February 10th, 2009
Yasuyuki Takahashi
Representative Director
GENEPAX

subrosa said...

Ha ha, I thought that would get a few of you going! My Dad (bless his soul) taught me the basic engineering of a car before I was even allowed my first drive, so obviously it was too good to be true.

Nevertheless an interesting concept if someone could just refine batteries. ;) ;)

subrosa said...

I want to book a tarot card reading Vronsky. Evenings are better than daytime.

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