Brown's Prayer

One of my readers, Clarinda, left this suggestion for Gordon Brown to use on Songs of Praise. It is entitled 'Brown's Prayer' and I thought it should be shared by all.

'Oor Gordon, who art a shyster,

Guilty be thy name.

Thy Government stinks,
Thy will be rumbled,
On earth as well as on telly.
Give this day our country back,
But we wont forgive you your expenses.
Nor will we forgive the flipping MPs who flipped against us.
Lead us not into more illegal wars
But we will deliver you out of Westminster,
For ours is the right, the power and the vote - for ever and ever -Saor Alba.

Further suggestions for Hymns and readings welcome.'

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