FMQs -12 February 2009

High noon, heavy snow, a cup of something warm and FMQs, what more could anyone ask for on a Thursday? Today I was expecting fireworks after the announcement yesterday by the Scottish government that they would not be continuing with their local income tax bill - perfect ammunition for the opposition parties to have the First Minister stuttering and havering.

Enter stage right the Gray man, whose monotone ravings about the postponement of a local income tax were surely enough to wound the FM.  Looking completely unbruised, Alex Salmond firmly laid the blame on the Westminster government's demand for £505m and the lack of support the Parliament gave to the attempt at improving the discredited LIT.  Mr Gray continued his ramblings and his final puerile act, of tearing up the SNP manifesto, looked exactly what it was - daft and ineffective.  I have a sneaking suspicion that someone had written 'tear here' on it, the tear was too smooth.  A damp squib performance from Mr Gray.

Aunty Annabel, to be fair, was more of a sparkler. Her response to the PO, when told to hurry up with her question was 'If that lot over there can get longer we can too, so tough' was amusing but I doubt the PO was smiling.  She also concentrated on LIT, insisting the conservatives were the only party who had an answer to the council tax.  Alex patiently reminded her the tories had had five answers since 2003 but he did acknowledge there were some good points within the tory suggestions.

Tavish looked like a sparkler (he must have his shirts laundered because no woman would use that amount of starch) and he did try, over and over again, to hit the target.  The target, being as well prepared as ever, wearily explained why the Bill would not have been carried. Not to be outdone, Tavish tried to land another hit on the FM, (whilst promoting Mike Russell to the post of 'Super-Minister for Independence'), by asking the FM to give up on his independence bill and concentrate on jobs and improving the economy.  With a slight hint of exasperation the FM asked Mr Scott if was really prepared to deny the Scottish people a voice on the future of their country.

So no fireworks to speak of but a couple of sparklers and a damp squib.  The Rocket again proved that doing your homework thoroughly is the only way to pass the exams with honour.  The young take note! 

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