Saturday 1 May 2010

Thank You Very Very Much Mick O'Leary


Why did Mr O'Leary change his mind? One day he's refusing to pay compensation for more than the ticket value, then next day he'll pay it all. Surely the EU couldn't have been involved in his decision...



AT THE RYANAIR CHECK IN
I WAS STRANDED IN SPAIN
THE VOLCANIC ASH
HAD GROUNDED ME PLANE
AND RYANAIR SAID
WE’D BE WAITING A WEEK
I WAS IN SHOCK
I COULDN’T SPEAK
SO I HIRED A LIMO
AND SAID WHAT THE HELL
I WAS CHAUFFERED DIRECT
TO A FIVE STAR HOTEL
I CHECKED IN AND SWAMPED
DOWN CHAMPAGNE
SAID CHARGE IT TO RYANAIR
O’LEARY IS PAYIN
SO I SAY THANK YOU , THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O’LEARY
THANKS FOR THE CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR
THANKS FOR THE MASSIVE FREE MINI BAR
MICK O’LEARY
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O ‘LEARY
POOR MICK WENT BANANAS
ALL OVER THE NEWS
YOU CAN NOT CHARGE RYANAIR
I FLATLY REFUSE
BUT HE CHANGED HIS TUNE
THE VERY NEXT DAY
HE SENT OUT HIS SPOKESMAN
TO SAY HE WOULD PAY
SO I SAY THANK YOU , THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O’LEARY
THANKS FOR THE SLIPPERS AND DRESSING GOWN
THANKS FOR THE SERVICE TO TURN MY BED DOWN
MICK O’LEARY
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O ‘LEARY
HOTEL BILLS ARE FLOODING
TO RYANAIR
AND POOR OUL O’LEARY
IS PULLING HIS HAIR
HE WENT MAD WHEN HE SAW
THAT A CASTLEBAR GIRL
HAD RICE KRISPIES FOR BREAKFAST
AND CORN FLAKES AS WELL
SO I SAY THANK YOU , THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O’LEARY
THE FANTASTIC ROOM SERVICE DESERVES A MENTION
AND THAT MASSAGE RELIEVED ALL MY TENSION

MICK O’LEARY
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O ‘LEARY

2 comments:

Richard T said...

Did you come across the joke?

O'Leary goes to a bar in Dublin.

I'll have a pint of Guinness please.

No problem, says the Barman, and that'll be one Euro please.

One Euro, says O'Leary, that's cheap.

So you'll be wanting a glass then asks the Barman.

subrosa said...

Good one Richard! Thanks.

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