Does my similarity to your good self make me a woman!
A cartoon in Shirley Conran's book 'Down with Superwoman' shows a housewife sitting in an easychair in her kitchen - glass of pinot collapso in one hand chocs in the other, children knocking lumps out of each other, washing strewn across the floor, pans boiling over on the stove - mayhem reigning everywhere to the shock of newly returned home husband. The wife reponds to his horror by pointing out that the only way she could demonstrate what she did all day - was not to do it!
I got a quote from a hitman once as my missus was really lazy and I fancied replacing her with a Thai burd I saw on the internet. 24 yr old babe looking for a middle aged baldy man. What's not to like ?Anyway the hitman says no problem I'll shoot her just below the left nipple.I told him not to bother. I wanted her dead not kneecapped.
Good job you bought yourself an iPad with 10-hour battery life, eh?wv warped - which sums up my sense of humour.
OR I couldn't possibly say!
It was a strange few hours Clarinda. Quite amazing how much I use power and because of the torrential rain I was unable to get out in the garden. Finally I decided to do what Superwoman wouldn't have done - sit in a quiet room with a good book.
Ha ha RM. That's a touchy subject by the way. ;)
Couldn't get online though Joe because the router was also off. ;)
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