Alex Salmond Killed your Guinea Pig, Brown Tells Scots Children

I just had to reproduce this in full from the Daily Mash, the site which makes me smile every day. The post has been slightly amended as it was originally written when Tony Blair was PM. A warning of things to come from Iain Gray and his colleagues!

ALEX SALMOND KILLED YOUR GUINEA PIG, BROWN TELLS SCOTS CHILDREN

IN his final salvo of the election campaign Gordon Brown has accused SNP leader Alex Salmond of killing the guinea pigs of thousands of Scottish children. 'Dead at the hands of a madman' In a letter sent to every child under 12 in the country, the Prime Minister painted a gruesome picture of what life would be like under a Nationalist government. "As you know the world is full of terrifying madmen who want to do you harm," wrote Brown. "But did you know that one of the worst madmen of all is living in the same country as you?" The Prime Minister added: "Do you remember your guinea pig? Do you remember how much you loved it? And do you remember waking up one morning to discover that it had died, for no reason, during the night? "The fact is, Alex Salmond, the leader of the SNP, crept into your house and strangled your guinea pig. And if your mummy and daddy vote for him, he'll kill your cat, your dog, your goldfish and your hamster, because he can't stop himself. "Tell your mummy and daddy to vote Labour or you will scream and cry for weeks and weeks and weeks. Yours faithfully, Jimmy Brown, Prime Minister." A Labour spokesman justified the hellish campaign message adding: "Little children need to understand that they will face years of heartbreak and trauma unless the Labour Party is dominating every aspect of their lives."

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