Tuesday 17 April 2012

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16 comments:

  1. RMcGeddon17 April 2012 at 09:40

    Gideon gets his drinks order in early to avoid the new minimum pricing regulations.

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  2. PJH17 April 2012 at 09:46

    1) The chancellor is still not convinced that his 'independent' review on drinking is correct, so decides to do some personal research.


    2) Waitrose home-delivery service run out of 1907 Heidsieck, leaving the Chancellor with Möet - a rather inferior replacement.

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  3. PJH17 April 2012 at 09:50

    3) Delivery driver ponders the reaction when the customer discovers that, due to the fact that the Waitrose manager forgot the keys to the newly installed shutters on the fag cabinet, his box of 25 Corojo #5 El Gigante are missing from his order.

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  4. Macheath17 April 2012 at 10:33

    'Papparazzi increase efforts to lure Chancellor out of hiding'

    or, alternatively:

    He gets Moet et Chandon
    Delivered to the Cabinet;
    "Let them eat cake", he says,
    Just like Marie Antoinette...

    (with apologies to Queen)

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  5. pa_broon7417 April 2012 at 11:38

    "Delivery from The Association of British Charities... If you could just sign this guarantee- erm, I mean delivery note..."

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  6. pa_broon7417 April 2012 at 11:39

    "... No, you're not supposed to deliver these here, they're for the Economist..."

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  7. Demetrius17 April 2012 at 12:04

    Now that Gordon Brown, he used to prefer asses milk.

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  8. Crinkly & Ragged Arsed Philosophers17 April 2012 at 12:13

    Hubbly Bubbly no toil but plenty troubly.

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  9. Sandy17 April 2012 at 13:12

    Yup, we're all in this together alright.

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  10. JRB17 April 2012 at 13:17

    Mr Osborne - the paperwork you ordered from the Ministry Of Economic Trading has arrived !

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  11. RMcGeddon17 April 2012 at 13:32

    The IMF send a thank you gift to Gideon for his kind donation of £10Bn of our money in order to feed the EU beast for another few days.

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  12. WitteringsfromWitney17 April 2012 at 13:44

    I know that chap, therefore Oz borne Moet.

    or

    Look numpty, I own a chateau and already have more than enough moat!

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  13. Anonymous17 April 2012 at 13:54

    This is for cleaning the drains. The Perrier-Jouet is on the next van.

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  14. subrosa17 April 2012 at 15:35

    Via Twitter:

    Veeloooo Vee Mack
    @scots_subrosa Yes we'll take this in for next door.They popped out to pick up some freshly made foie gras for their dinner party tonight.
    Apr 17, 12:21 PM

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  15. Macheath17 April 2012 at 17:04

    In a similar vein to VVM;

    "I'm sorry, sir; the Camerons definitely said to deliver it to your place and they'd pick it up later round the back."

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  16. subrosa17 April 2012 at 23:20

    Wonderful contributions from all of you. Greatly appreciated.

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I appreciate your opinion and I thank you.