Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Caption Please





For those of you who don't know the person in the photograph it is Labour MP Jim Murphy, whose other title is Scottish Secretary.

My contribution is 'Remember when the Home Office lost a memory stick with the details of 84,000 prisoners in England and Wales? Found it! Only Labour can deliver.'

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24 comments:

  1. cynicalHighlander13 April 2010 at 12:24

    Made in China

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  2. subrosa13 April 2010 at 12:29

    The memory stick or the person CH?

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  3. Anonymous13 April 2010 at 12:38

    No technology in the Universe could manufacture a pratt like that, he's a genetic mutation.

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  4. subrosa13 April 2010 at 12:39

    Thank you TS. You always think out of the box. :)

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  5. Conan the Librarian™13 April 2010 at 12:46

    Glasgow Labour; error message; bad sector; file corrupt

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  6. Anonymous13 April 2010 at 13:08

    Labour release new virus as part of their election campaign; the virus is reported to empty your bank accounts and spend all of your money without leaving a trace.

    Horsey faced Jim Murphy is quoted as saying "we've finally found a way of automating what Labour have been doing for the last 13 years"

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  7. Reverie13 April 2010 at 13:14

    We've got you tagged

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  8. JRB13 April 2010 at 13:16

    It’s a – GIT
    - a Gigabyte of Inept Twaddle.

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  9. Ollie Cromwell13 April 2010 at 13:18

    Here is the list of cancer patients to send the scary letters to!

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  10. forfar-loon13 April 2010 at 13:24

    USB - Universal Sonofa Bitch

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  11. Conan the Librarian™13 April 2010 at 13:34

    You know where you can stick that.

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  12. subrosa13 April 2010 at 13:34

    What superb captions. Do any of you think Mr Murphy would be interested in picking the winner?

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  13. Crinkly & Ragged Arsed Philosophers13 April 2010 at 15:21

    Honestly - you put it where the Sun doesn't shine.

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  14. subrosa13 April 2010 at 16:40

    If the last few days are anything to go by then it's not here in Scotland RA. Of course, you didn't mean the bright spot in the sky.

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  15. Crinkly & Ragged Arsed Philosophers13 April 2010 at 16:54

    Glad your getting as good a start to spring as we are Rosa; even if it means an early start to the lawn mower twice weekly ritual.

    And you're right, the advice was anatomical rather than astronomical.

    I liked Forfar Loon's slightly edited.

    USB & Univeral Sonofa Bitch.

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  16. subrosa13 April 2010 at 17:09

    They're all excellent RA. The grass cutting is a breeze this year. I had a new blade fitted and it has made a difference.

    Remember to water it in this dry weather. My retired green-keeper emphasised that to me yesterday so immediately the sprinkler was resurrected from the shed.

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  17. Sophia Pangloss13 April 2010 at 18:19

    Jim says, "Holy Mary Mother of God..."

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  18. Conan the Librarian™13 April 2010 at 18:58

    *Choke*

    Spits out perfectly good beer.

    Sophia's got my vote.

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  19. subrosa13 April 2010 at 19:43

    Auch Sophie, just superb! Makes it even better than Conan lost a mouthful of his favourite brew. :)

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  20. Key bored warrior.13 April 2010 at 20:22

    L for loser.

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  21. Mrs Rigby13 April 2010 at 20:29

    No slogan, but the picture looks like a mini Dalek

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  22. Allan13 April 2010 at 20:52

    See... My cut is bigger than your cut!

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  23. CrazyDaisy14 April 2010 at 10:16

    L = Labour = Labotomy!

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  24. subrosa14 April 2010 at 10:20

    Auch they're all super captions and yes Mrs R, I would agree.

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