For those of you who don't know the person in the photograph it is Labour MP Jim Murphy, whose other title is Scottish Secretary.
My contribution is 'Remember when the Home Office lost a memory stick with the details of 84,000 prisoners in England and Wales? Found it! Only Labour can deliver.'

Made in China
ReplyDeleteThe memory stick or the person CH?
ReplyDeleteNo technology in the Universe could manufacture a pratt like that, he's a genetic mutation.
ReplyDeleteThank you TS. You always think out of the box. :)
ReplyDeleteGlasgow Labour; error message; bad sector; file corrupt
ReplyDeleteLabour release new virus as part of their election campaign; the virus is reported to empty your bank accounts and spend all of your money without leaving a trace.
ReplyDeleteHorsey faced Jim Murphy is quoted as saying "we've finally found a way of automating what Labour have been doing for the last 13 years"
We've got you tagged
ReplyDeleteIt’s a – GIT
ReplyDelete- a Gigabyte of Inept Twaddle.
Here is the list of cancer patients to send the scary letters to!
ReplyDeleteUSB - Universal Sonofa Bitch
ReplyDeleteYou know where you can stick that.
ReplyDeleteWhat superb captions. Do any of you think Mr Murphy would be interested in picking the winner?
ReplyDeleteHonestly - you put it where the Sun doesn't shine.
ReplyDeleteIf the last few days are anything to go by then it's not here in Scotland RA. Of course, you didn't mean the bright spot in the sky.
ReplyDeleteGlad your getting as good a start to spring as we are Rosa; even if it means an early start to the lawn mower twice weekly ritual.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right, the advice was anatomical rather than astronomical.
I liked Forfar Loon's slightly edited.
USB & Univeral Sonofa Bitch.
They're all excellent RA. The grass cutting is a breeze this year. I had a new blade fitted and it has made a difference.
ReplyDeleteRemember to water it in this dry weather. My retired green-keeper emphasised that to me yesterday so immediately the sprinkler was resurrected from the shed.
Jim says, "Holy Mary Mother of God..."
ReplyDelete*Choke*
ReplyDeleteSpits out perfectly good beer.
Sophia's got my vote.
Auch Sophie, just superb! Makes it even better than Conan lost a mouthful of his favourite brew. :)
ReplyDeleteL for loser.
ReplyDeleteNo slogan, but the picture looks like a mini Dalek
ReplyDeleteSee... My cut is bigger than your cut!
ReplyDeleteL = Labour = Labotomy!
ReplyDeleteAuch they're all super captions and yes Mrs R, I would agree.
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