I am now going to tell you a related but revolting true story. In his late teens me mate Charlie had a crappy accident in his jeans on the way home from the pub. He got home and stashed the soiled garment under his bed (like we do). Imagine his horror upon returning home from school the following day to find the self-same jeans laundered, ironed and folded away in his cupboard.
Priceless, thank you SR.
ReplyDeleteI am now going to tell you a related but revolting true story.
In his late teens me mate Charlie had a crappy accident in his jeans on the way home from the pub.
He got home and stashed the soiled garment under his bed (like we do).
Imagine his horror upon returning home from school the following day to find the self-same jeans laundered, ironed and folded away in his cupboard.
Ain't Mums great ?
Aye they are banned. I would have done the same but stuck them back under the bed. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd she'll give you a sub during the week if you are skint!
ReplyDeleteOne sub Dram? If I counted the subs I'm sure they would cover a world cruise. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd me:-)
ReplyDeleteI've heard of this "free press" but have never come across it. No wonder the child was confused.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a phrase normally associated with Scotland brownlie.
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