tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post5509418879316947834..comments2023-08-10T12:55:23.427+01:00Comments on SUBROSA: Caption Pleasesubrosahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00151702590329788260noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-51385783934073699312012-04-17T23:20:37.324+01:002012-04-17T23:20:37.324+01:00Wonderful contributions from all of you. Greatly a...Wonderful contributions from all of you. Greatly appreciated.subrosahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00151702590329788260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-53019706154889650452012-04-17T17:04:00.846+01:002012-04-17T17:04:00.846+01:00In a similar vein to VVM;
"I'm sorry, si...In a similar vein to VVM;<br /><br />"I'm sorry, sir; the Camerons <i>definitely</i> said to deliver it to your place and they'd pick it up later round the back."Macheathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04451439759398780345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-58201942626484251052012-04-17T15:35:32.500+01:002012-04-17T15:35:32.500+01:00Via Twitter:
Veeloooo Vee Mack
@scots_subrosa Ye...Via Twitter:<br /> <br />Veeloooo Vee Mack<br />@scots_subrosa Yes we'll take this in for next door.They popped out to pick up some freshly made foie gras for their dinner party tonight.<br />Apr 17, 12:21 PMsubrosahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00151702590329788260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-37522584350762536392012-04-17T13:54:20.494+01:002012-04-17T13:54:20.494+01:00This is for cleaning the drains. The Perrier-Jouet...This is for cleaning the drains. The Perrier-Jouet is on the next van.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-86142540500614974252012-04-17T13:44:10.733+01:002012-04-17T13:44:10.733+01:00I know that chap, therefore Oz borne Moet.
or
Lo...I know that chap, therefore Oz borne Moet.<br /><br />or<br /><br />Look numpty, I own a chateau and already have more than enough moat!WitteringsfromWitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16026875251366365154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-26627325124614985082012-04-17T13:32:15.073+01:002012-04-17T13:32:15.073+01:00The IMF send a thank you gift to Gideon for his ki...The IMF send a thank you gift to Gideon for his kind donation of £10Bn of our money in order to feed the EU beast for another few days.RMcGeddonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01665173796157838927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-2333480820265326962012-04-17T13:17:21.789+01:002012-04-17T13:17:21.789+01:00Mr Osborne - the paperwork you ordered from the Mi...Mr Osborne - the paperwork you ordered from the <b>M</b>inistry <b>O</b>f <b>E</b>conomic <b>T</b>rading has arrived !JRBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01864418763227369458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-24779085025319057802012-04-17T13:12:18.969+01:002012-04-17T13:12:18.969+01:00Yup, we're all in this together alright.Yup, we're all in this together alright.Sandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04613416973026748709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-6495888357742687182012-04-17T12:13:52.332+01:002012-04-17T12:13:52.332+01:00Hubbly Bubbly no toil but plenty troubly.Hubbly Bubbly no toil but plenty troubly.Crinkly & Ragged Arsed Philosophershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08902364411241935656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-78215098711300390402012-04-17T12:04:42.690+01:002012-04-17T12:04:42.690+01:00Now that Gordon Brown, he used to prefer asses mil...Now that Gordon Brown, he used to prefer asses milk.Demetriushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17198549581667363991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-45562410099006492652012-04-17T11:39:17.197+01:002012-04-17T11:39:17.197+01:00"... No, you're not supposed to deliver t..."... No, you're not supposed to deliver these here, they're for the Economist..."pa_broon74https://www.blogger.com/profile/01915208411019621104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-64904518404120456542012-04-17T11:38:10.327+01:002012-04-17T11:38:10.327+01:00"Delivery from The Association of British Cha..."Delivery from The Association of British Charities... If you could just sign this guarantee- erm, I mean delivery note..."pa_broon74https://www.blogger.com/profile/01915208411019621104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-10238413005430252762012-04-17T10:33:04.037+01:002012-04-17T10:33:04.037+01:00'Papparazzi increase efforts to lure Chancello...'Papparazzi increase efforts to lure Chancellor out of hiding'<br /><br />or, alternatively:<br /><br /><i>He gets Moet et Chandon<br />Delivered to the Cabinet;<br />"Let them eat cake", he says,<br />Just like Marie Antoinette...</i><br /> <br />(with apologies to Queen)Macheathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04451439759398780345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-74177995391063637192012-04-17T09:50:44.526+01:002012-04-17T09:50:44.526+01:003) Delivery driver ponders the reaction when the c...3) Delivery driver ponders the reaction when the customer discovers that, due to the fact that the Waitrose manager forgot the keys to the newly installed shutters on the fag cabinet, his box of 25 Corojo #5 El Gigante are missing from his order.PJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11331948749785269728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-55092719691277094452012-04-17T09:46:49.524+01:002012-04-17T09:46:49.524+01:001) The chancellor is still not convinced that his ...1) The chancellor is still not convinced that his 'independent' review on drinking is correct, so decides to do some personal research.<br /><br /><br />2) Waitrose home-delivery service run out of 1907 Heidsieck, leaving the Chancellor with Möet - a rather inferior replacement.PJHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11331948749785269728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8116690042850060767.post-42326044965368723172012-04-17T09:40:58.207+01:002012-04-17T09:40:58.207+01:00Gideon gets his drinks order in early to avoid the...Gideon gets his drinks order in early to avoid the new minimum pricing regulations.RMcGeddonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01665173796157838927noreply@blogger.com