Saturday, 3 September 2011
We're Quite Unforgiving
Goodness me, surely Samantha Cameron has enough 'contacts' to know what to wear to the Braemar Games. An ill-fitting trouser suit didn't go down at all well with the people I know attended.
"For special occasions we wear skirts," said one female observer and another said her choice was, "typically out of touch with us Scots."
Today it was the highlight in the Highland Games calendar.The final games take place in Blairgowrie tomorrow when many of today's participants take part enroute to their homes. Thankfully the weather dried up by lunchtime today and a good time was had by all.
As for Mrs Cameron: time to change your designer Samantha if you wish to gain some fashion sense. From the knowledgeable ladies of Perthshire and beyond.
We're quite unforgiving.
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Braemar Games,
David Cameron
Take Your Pick
Inside Gaddafi's secret underworld (video)
Just A Common Soldier
Neil Lennon Verdict - Why Bother Having a Trial?
Does this put YouGov's daily movements into context?
The astonishing ignorance of people who believe the official 9/11 story
This Sceptic Isle (video)
A history of England
Nicola Sturgeon: "same sex marriage should be introduced..."
The Choices We Make
Still time to save the [English] NHS?
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Subrosa's Super Seven blogs
Friday, 2 September 2011
Stop Recording Our Children
It never ceases to surprise me how many people are affronted at this post, yet are happy for all children to be digitally fingerprinted every day they attend school.
Locally, the new school campus has this equipment and when I questioned the janitor about its effectiveness in recording attendances, he muttered something about breakdowns and lots of computer input.
Some months ago I wrote about how schools may be breaking EU law using biometric fingerprints for pupils, but nothing has been heard from those who protested. Now a stronger group in England has joined with other organisations and campaigned in London yesterday to decided how they should take on a government which has not only ignored the issue of taking pupils' fingerprints, but has allowed them to pay for the fingerprint systems using e-Learning credits.
Scottish parents don't seem to mind if their children are fingerprinted daily without their knowledge and their fingerprints are added to a database.
This issue can't be allowed to be a nine-day wonder. Parents must be given the choice as to whether their children's fingerprints are forever recorded on a government database.
Good luck to those in England who are doing their utmost to highlight the matter. I would much prefer teachers to return to the daily paper record system of physically marking attendance first thing every morning (and these days afternoon too). That is also a teacher-pupil interaction for those who like to tick boxes.
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biometrics,
English schools,
Scottish schools
Task Completed
On Tuesday evening the people of Wootton Bassett in Wiltshire held a short ceremony to mark the end of military repatriations through their small community.
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Afgh,
Afghanistan War,
repatriations
Thursday, 1 September 2011
Happy Birthday Courtesy Of The Taxpayer
Earlier today I drove past Perth prison and was reminded of this.
Am I alone in thinking our prison system is making a mockery of those who are the victims of people convicted of crime?
I do believe there are many people within the prison system who should not be there because they have problems, for which we as a society are responsible and we ought to ensure they receive appropriate treatment or support, but Perth prison is one of Scotland's 'heavy duty' goals, although it now also houses male prisoners serving sentences under 4 years.
But is a prison an environment in which the prison service - a taxpayer funded security service - should encourage birthday parties involving young children? If the Express reporting is to be believed (and I've no good reason to doubt it), then birthday parties take place in private visiting rooms - complete with cake, balloons, presents and songs.
Perth prison is not the only prison in Scotland to provide for such events. The CEO of the Scottish Prison Service:
'All prisons have taken steps to entertain children who are visiting their parents behind bars include toys, books, TVs, game consoles and soft play areas.'
He also revealed that Perth, Polmont and Kilmarnock prisons have party facilities while others can host events in family bonding rooms.
This is one of the times I think my knowledge of social science is severely wanting. Hard working people pay for this while the victims of crime are left isolated. Are birthday parties in prison environments educational?
Never mind though - it's all for the sake of the children. Aye.
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scottish prison service
Today's Non-Story
Paul McBride QC is no shrinking violet - quite the contrary. As one of Scotland's most outspoken unionist lawyers, having once been a vocal member of the Scottish Labour party but defected to the Scottish Tories in 2009, he enjoys the limelight and the attention he receives in the Scottish MSM.
The QC is a fan of Celtic FC and has represented them on several occasions. It is also reported he is currently representing Andy Coulson in the ongoing investigation into phone hacking.
A busy man by all accounts is Mr McBride, yet he's found time to add his support to George Galloway's latest entry into the literary world with his publication Open Season: The Neil Lennon Story. Being a typical unionist Mr McBride couldn't resist having a dig at the SNP, but his effort was a disgrace to all self-respecting Scots, regardless of their religious beliefs.
Mr McBride... warned of possible damage to "social cohesion and related matters" if voters backed independence in a referendum.
To imply sectarianism would increase in an independent Scotland is not only foolish - he has no evidence - but totally irresponsible from a person of his professional standing. His opinion is so blatantly absurd it deserves to be labelled a non-story.
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George Galloway,
Paul McBride,
Scotland,
sectarianism
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
The Grieving Goes on
Sergeant Barry John Weston, Kilo Company, 42 Commando Royal Marines, was killed while leading a patrol operating near the village of Sukanda in southern Nahr-e Saraj district of Helmand province yesterday. He was 40 years old and from Reading.
As at 30 August 2011 a total of 380 British forces personnel have died while serving in Afghanistan since the start of the war in October 2001.
Since 2006 to date there have been 253 soldiers recorded as Very Seriously Injured or Wounded. VSI is the definition the MoD uses where the patient's condition is of such severity that life or reason is imminently endangered.
Sgt Weston will be the first soldier to be repatriated via RAF Brize Norton. I trust the family will be taken care of with similar support and understanding as was provided by the good people of Wootton Bassett in recent years.
RIP.
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Afghanistan War,
MOD
Complete Change of Tack
Contributed by TediousTrantrums
Complete change of tack here. Less serious but this might ask questions of you. Yes you. The person sitting reading this on your screen.
Back in the mid seventies I was about to leave high school and set of on my journey into the big wide world. One of the last things I was asked to do, along with the rest of the English class I was part of, was to write a short essay on religion for the Minister of a local church which was about to celebrate a major longevity anniversary. The best essay would win a prize of some description.
Pretty straight forward? Well for me no, not at all. Like most young adults of my age at the time I’d been brought up going to church, Sunday school, BBs, and youth clubs. I’d sort of had enough of that sort of thing by then even although the church I was involved with then was generously allowing me, and my heavy rock band, to practice in the hall as long as we played at the occasional Sunday service. But I digress.
I took my seat in the room with the rest of the A stream 6th year students in a pretty bored state of mind. A few sheets of blank lined paper were given to each of us and then it was time to be silent and we had an hour to write.
For some reason I decided that I wasn’t going to write about the sort of religion I’d been involved with. I decided I’d write about a wee theory I’d been considering for a few months. I don’t have the original text as it was handed in but I’ll try to re-create it here.
One of life’s perpetual questions is where do we come from and what happens to us when we die. No one has come up with an answer to that. People have had various stabs in the dark based on religious beliefs but no one has tangible evidence, which would provide an answer.
We are born, various things take place and after a number of years we die. Fairly simple to grasp and we look upon this as a journey from A to B all lined up, neat and tidy. It’s like looking at a map. You choose point A where you start and you go along the route which takes your to your destination point Z. There maybe detours, side trips, unintentional wrong turnings etc. but the route is logical and one step leads directly to the next. Understandable? Yes?
At this point I went down, shall we say, a different route. We expect that every second of time is consecutive. That is one is followed by two is followed by three and on and on for all of our lives. We can’t go back, we can’t re-live even a few seconds and we can’t add more seconds in a guaranteed manner. We also believe that once a second is past, it has been used and is gone forever.
What if every second we live is alive forever? That’s loopy? Isn’t it? Can you disprove it though? No. Do I have proof for this? No, but if time travel was possible and we travelled back ten years, we’d find everyone alive and doing things they did ten years ago. Long shot? Yes but the principle is worthy of consideration.
Next step then, is that if every second of everyone’s lives is there forever it would mean that we were immortal. We live forever within the seconds we use. If all our seconds are alive for all of time perhaps our immortality is not lived from A to Z but is lived as our consciousness jumps back and forward to any and all points of our lives in a random order. The timeline or lifeline we inhabit is there forever. The only rule is we can’t step out of it… yet.
Now thinking back to the Minister who was handed the essays. I imagine that he sat down at his desk and started to read through them. Then he comes to mine. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall. I’m sure it must have stopped him in his tracks. Maybe he was annoyed. Maybe he offered up a prayer for the heathen who blasphemed to such an extent. Maybe he laughed. Maybe you are doing one or more of these right now.
And I didn’t even mention quantum physics. But I just might give that a whirl. Soon. Whadda ya think?
What is a “dead” certainty is that we all know we have to make the most of every second we have. So why are you still sitting there. Get up! Go and do something amazing. Remember to write it up and post though even if it is a bit bizarre, or a lot.
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mortality,
Religion,
the after life
Tuesday, 30 August 2011
How the NHS Wastes Resources
A few weeks ago I had some tests relating to the problems I developed since contracting c.difficile in a local hospital three years ago.
After these tests I was sent a letter asking me to report to the specialist's clinic and that was this morning. Wondering what this was about I was able to speak to my GP by telephone and she mentioned she would not receive the results of the biopsies taken and suggested I attended.
In the letter I was instructed to take a sample of urine and a list of medication.
Off I set, complete with 'day' makeup (I'd no desire to frighten anyone too much), plus a sterilised jar of Colmans mustard with it's required content.
Bang on time I was summoned by a nurse and asked for my specimen. My comment about the container giving a bit of zest to the result wasn't appreciated and I decided to ask why the analysis was necessary. The nurse proceeded to read off from a chart all the tests to which my pee would be subjected. Jing, I felt so ignorant, but not to be defeated, when she slipped her 'stick' into a machine which obviously analysed it with an immediate print out, I suggested I could have a copy for my health diary; something I don't possess. The atmosphere changed from frosty to freezing and I accepted her instruction to 'sit round the corner and you will be called shortly'.
I was and by a young (everyone's so young these days) Irish medic. He reiterated the report I had been given immediately after the tests some weeks ago. Then he proceeded to ask me about my diet. I'm paraphrasing slightly.
Him:"How many portions of fruit and vegetables do you have a day?"
Me:"Can you define a portion please?"
Him:" Well..." long pause
Me: " Is it a teaspoonful, a soup spoonful, a table spoonful, a plate full or what?
Him: "Perhaps slightly more than a soup spoonful"
Me: "So a tomato isn't accepted as a portion?"
Him: "Of course it is. Why are you not answering my question about your fruit and vegetable intake?"
Me: "I'm trying to do exactly that but I need to know how you define the word portion. I eat little fruit, with the exception of soft fruit, because most of it sold here is overpriced and far too unripe. I can keep oranges bought in supermarkets for 6 months in a fruit bowl and the skins barely perish. Apples don't like me unless I juice them and I do that regularly with carrot."
Him: (totally with a rather smug grin) : Ah, so you don't eat fruit. Well gut problems require an intake of at least 5 portions of fruit and vegetables a day."
Me: "I eat so much veg it's a wonder my skin's not green. In fact I'm possibly more vegetarian than many of those who say they're vegetarian. Also I listen to my body. It creaks and creaks badly at times but I'm angry at your department recalling me after giving me a print out of my recent tests. I have been concerned for the past weeks as I'd discussed the print out results with my GP, yet I suspect she thought, as I did, that the biopsies may show something life-threatening. Do you know how much of my time and yours we're wasting when you could be seeing to folk who are in a life or death situation?"
Him (aghast): "We recall most patents. I note you refused to give my nurse a list of medication you take."
Me: "That's because I take no medication other than the odd paracetemol."
Him: "Few over 65 year olds don't take regular medication. What more can I say. Your diet is as we suggest..."
Me" "Can I leave now please? We really are wasting time and money when others deserve the expertise of your area of excellence. Why should over 65 year olds be pumped full of chemicals which just may shorten their lives and make them miserable into the bargain?"
Him: Silence
All that took around five minutes. My anger is not pointed at the young doctor because he was only doing what he was told, but I realised within a minute that someone with life-threatening intestinal problems will have been denied five minutes of a specialist's time. The medics blame the problems I've had since c.difficile on a hereditary problem. So, so easy isn't it?
Oh, once again, during my-very-expensive-taxpayer-paid consultation I suggested the doctor would see that I had be diagnosed with a particular problem relating to my intestines if he had had my full medical history to hand. "It's up to date," I was told, as he thrust a plastic wallet at me, to go for a series of blood tests because "We haven't had any since 2008. The department is on the corridor as you leave," he exuded.
Why I missed the signs to the blood test department I have to put down to the fact that I only wear glasses for driving and watching the odd television programme of interest.
Tomorrow I'll be making a face-to-face appointment with my GP and I will give her my evaluation of today's experience. She may have the results of other tests but maybe she'll be reluctant to say I've more sherry than blood streaming through my veins.
As if.
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NHS Scotland
England's NHS Catches Up With Scotland
Sir Bruce Keogh is the Medical Director of the NHS in England. He has said that IT will "completely change the way we deliver medicine" because he now wants doctors to be able to hold online consultations using Skype. This will revolutionise the NHS reports the Telegraph.
Has Sir Bruce suddenly woken up to the benefits of modern technology?
The NHS in Scotland has been 'revolutionised' for some time now. Healthcare provision in some of Scotland's more remote communities, such as Orkney and Shetland, has included the use of video link consultations with doctors and nurses based in Aberdeen. "Tele-health" provides effective high quality care using a range of digital technologies. Remote clinics and post-surgical follow-up appointments can also be conducted by video-conferencing and currently it is being tested to see if it can be used safely and effectively for patients with motor neuron disease in their own homes. This allows specialist doctors to support the patient whenever their advice is required without either of them having to travel.
For the past couple of years my own GP is happy to speak to me by telephone rather than have me clutter the waiting room - a win-win situation. Also I can book an appointment or a repeat prescription through my GP's website. Feedback is also welcomed.
Using video-link technology can significantly reduce a patient's anxiety and reduce lengthy hospital journeys. At Ninewells hospital in Dundee most people's stress levels must rise long before they reach the consultant's waiting room because parking is a nightmare.
After spending £billions on various IT systems the English NHS has finally decided to catch up with Scotland's innovative system? About time too and such a shame people have been denied this facility for so long.
Of course here in Scotland we are fortunate to have a most capable and forward thinking health secretary in Nicola Sturgeon. Communication technology has been available for years yet was never introduced into the healthcare system until Ms Sturgeon grasped the reins. Now it is accepted practice and can only benefit both patient and doctor.
The chief executive of England's Patients Association isn't too keen on the idea though:
''We would be concerned that it could translate to more frustration for patients. People are already concerned that they are spending less time with their GP and we wouldn't want this to be a way of reducing that further. It should always be the choice of the individual.'
Quite a negative response from someone who should be embracing advances in patient care. Maybe she would change her mind if she took a wee sail to Shetland.
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NHS England,
NHS Scotland,
Nicola Sturgeon
Monday, 29 August 2011
Sunday, 28 August 2011
The Journeyman - Final Chapter
Global Services was the multi nationals answer to the threat from the corner.
Paki. Twenty-four seven they supplied basic groceries along with tiny bags of coal only the poor could afford. The attendant didn’t look happy seeing me approach, convinced he was about to be hassled. He wasn’t; clutching my purchases and indicating I was going to the toilet Pat joined me.
‘What’s that for?’ Pat asked pointing to the packet I’d left on top of the condom machine.
‘Combination of what we’re doing now and that is part of our solution.’
‘Solution to what?’
‘The Granada.’
Pat didn’t press, he’d grown accustomed to enigmatic answers and, annoying as they were, they usually meant a problem was about to be solved. Besides for Pat they’d crossed the Rubicon. Any watchers would have seen it as a glorious opportunity – van, Granada and one other car in an exposed location was too good to miss. Which was why he’d to retrieve the whip aerial from the brushes of the car wash before switching the Saabs radio over from normal mode.
We’d no need to hurry, recovering our stuff from the skip we eased up on the van and it’s shadow then eased back out of sight.
‘I think we should modify our plan. Tell them to keep on the motorway and not stop until we say.’
‘I thought we were going to pull them off and have them drive through Bedford then Newport?’
‘Doesn’t seem to be the need now does there Pat? Besides there are too many lay byes where a desperate woman could force a stop. On the Motorway and we keep the pressure on. If you see what I mean.’
‘Brian I don’t and these cryptic clues of yours are pissing me off.’
‘Exactly, no need to get pissed off, you’ve guessed it.’
‘Guessed what you bloody haggis?’
I treated Pat to a slow smile knowing I was pushing it. ‘You know what women are like?’
‘I’ve got a rough idea but obviously not as acute as yours.’
‘You ever noticed how in company they always go to the toilet in two’s. It intrigues me why they do that.’
‘I’ve never noticed, so no, I’ve never thought about it. And bluntly, I can’t see much relevance between the toilet habits of women and the job we’re on.’
‘There are none Pat. Well not quite none. Except have you ever known a woman to last more than three, maybe four hours before she’s at bursting point?’
‘Christ is this a kink of yours. People just go when it suits them or when they have to; I’ve never considered it.’
‘Dellows hasn’t had a pee for well on four hours.’
‘So, she’ll want to go to the toilet.’
‘Exactly, and on a quiet country road she might be tempted by a bush.’
Pat nodded and growled, ‘Go on, how does that tie in with the Granada?’
‘Assume he’s human as well. I didn’t see him use the toilets on the services did you?’
Pat shook his head, ‘Never went near them.’
‘Right we give Dellows permission to go first. Then Laing and I’ll bet a pound to a penny as soon as he goes Sonny’ll join him.’
‘And?’
‘We need a little time to get organised, pedal to the metal mate.’
Holding twice the speed of the van the spume behind the Saab acted as a damp smoke screen as I went through the semantics of radio contact. ‘Do not stop or leave the van until you’re told.’ Back came the confirmation.
Cecil and Ruth had found a common interest in golf to bridge the time between instructions that had them searching for clues as to the longevity and destiny of their immediate future. The van wasn’t helping to calm jangling nerves. Drummy, its utility something neither were accustomed to, though the silky ride of a Bentley would have been a comfort only skin deep. The headlights had just picked up the sign telling them Newport services were only a mile ahead when the radio burst in to torment them. As they memorised the longest instruction they’d yet received both glanced at their door mirrors. Ruth saw nothing but Cecil did and building his speed up to eighty saw no discernable increase in the gap. The next services sign said they’d thirteen miles to go and Ruth decided she needed something to distract her. Braving the blast of freezing air she wound down the window and adjusted her mirror.
Parking as instructed Cecil watched Ruth almost run to the entrance. There was something sinister knowing the car that followed them in and facing them two bays in front had occupants watching him. Was this it? When he carried out his instructions might he return to find the van gone? Would Dellows be gone with it? What would he, could he do then? The passenger door opening startled him.
Ruth settled before handing him the envelope that had been taped to the side of a pinball machine. Reading its contents Cecil realised they made mincemeat of his earlier hypothesis. Handing it for Ruth to read he asked if there was anything he could get her. Walking towards the services he caught the car door being opened and the bloke he now knew as Hamilton trailing him to the entrance, using the bulk of a games cabinet to shield him, Cecil waited.
‘Mr Hamilton, I’m having a short break. Would you care to join me?’ then perfectly amicably, ‘ Would you like a sandwich; perhaps something more substantial?’
Hamilton just shook his head until he was sure of his voice, ‘Eh no, just a cup of tea.’
Cecil managed to keep his tone conversational. ‘I’m having one of those large beakers, thirsty work driving. Same for you?’
Hamilton said a cup would do but, whether it was the bloke or the assistant who had cloth ears they ended up with two beakers while Cecil scanned the tables, eventually settling on one where the nearest neighbours were a group of driver’s playing cards one isle and five tables away, by their voices clearly foreign and to Cecil’s ear probably Turks. Cecil took the one spoon he’d picked up stirring his own before dropping the spoon in Hamilton’s beaker and sliding it towards him. ‘I’m going to collect my next instructions and I’ve been advised by my principals there is no reason why you can’t be a party to them. We can discuss them over tea, would you like to accompany me?’
Bemused, Hamilton tagged along to the toilets and watched as his mentor counted to the twelfth cubicle before going in and closing the door. Rather than standing there like a spare perv, Hamilton used t
he urinal.
I’d ground the tablets I’d given to Pat into as fine a powder as I could manage. Tapping the results into the cellophane sheaf of a cigarette packet and showing it to Pat I asked. ‘Think that’ll do it?’
Pat glanced at the twist and shrugged, ‘Better too much as too little.’
Paying for his coffee and sandwiches Pat let some late travellers in front of him settle on tables before standing to one side to let a bloke dressed in sloppy cardigan followed by one in a crumpled business suit go by him. Using the paper he’d bought as a screen he sat and poured the powder into the beaker with the spoon in it. Shee-it, the bloody stuff was floating like a patch of coral in a sea of mud. Thirty seconds of frantic stirring created more adrenalin than had been coursing through him at the services. Taking years the liquid slowly absorbed and, forcing every nerve in his body, he waited till the vortex settled without any sign of scum. On the pretext of just noticing the table was taken he slid his cup on the table opposite and exited just in time to see the two men, seemingly deep in conversation over the contents of an envelope. The same envelope Dellows had collected.
It outlined all of the next stage, up to and including Corley on the M6. Giving only the slightest hint that they may be reaching the end of their journey.
The Saab was empty when he got back and knowing it was Brian’s turn to drive Pat settled in the passengers seat and wondered where the hell I’d got to.
A minute later I was back and my main concern was getting some warmth back in my hands. ‘Bloody freezing. You get it done?’
Pat reached for a cigarette - mine: scrounging git. ‘Thought the stuff was never going to dissolve. Hope it’s enough, he’s a big bloke.’
‘Well, maybe the bigger the fall; as long as Laing hasn’t mixed the cups up and Hamilton drinks it. Anyway I’ve taken out insurance. Let’s save some time and tell Dellows she’s to call us as soon as they’re back on the motorway. Let them think there’s a bit of space between us.’
David Hamilton switched on the tape deck, Bruch wasn’t his type of music but there was a lot worse. All right he hadn’t noticed the vans aerial and his tail had been pathetic. Without back up it was bound to be. The bloke said he’d been in touch with Neil over the radio? He was no expert but it seemed a long way for radio to work but what he didn’t know was whether Neil was still in Bramshott or tracking the van and its millions in a chopper a thousand feet above them.
We watched them leave four minutes ahead of us and kept to the speed we’d given them. By junction 16 we were getting twitchy so I drove up the slip road then back on to the motorway to check. I suppose I was first to crack. ‘Shit, I ’d have thought he’d be buggered by now?’
Pat glanced at the map. ‘Me too. We’ve two exits left, then he’ll know Corley’s got nothing to do with it.’
I tried to reassure myself as much as Pat, ‘One or the other is bound to work and he still won’t know where we’ve gone, now will he?’
‘No but Corley as a ruse has its benefits. If he survives, he’ll know he’s been taken out, and if he can string a sentence together, that van will be the priority for every bloody patrol car in the country. Sooner we’re done with it the better.’
Pat was right, and our timing could work against us. Even white vans were not that much in evidence Christmas morning. We should have doubled the dose – Pat should have waited to see if he drank it- Maybe the sugar had built up on some filter before it got to the tank, or was lumped in a solid mass in the filler pipe- Maybe the sugar lore was shite lore- Maybe we should have punctured all his tyres; except he was too near a police unit for that – brained him with the car jack- too direct, close, physical, and far too risky; and now, too late. I made my mind up, we’d need a section of the motorway on an embankment and it would probably leave a wealth of clues to forensics where the Saabs offside front clipped his nearside rear and he’d spin off while we headed on. A classic manoeuvre tried and tested the world over; though never by me. Leaving a lot of choice and chance between tap and crunch but that’s the sort of decisions spazwits have to make and not wanting to admit to being one I changed the subject. Laing must be getting tired?’
Pat peered forward then gave a snort, ‘Ease up behind the low loader.’
‘What the hell’ The damning blare of the wagons horn along with the light blinding him from their reflection off the door mirror made him swing violently left. Adrenalin forcing his eyelids to retract while his brain struggled for sense. He tried focussing his eyes on the lane markers, too many of them. Heard himself shouting, demanding his brain function and get back in control. He couldn’t understand; this was him, his body, his brain, and a primary element of his being. They did what he wanted, reacted as needed; he was the switch that animated. The blare and glare from a second wagon told him he was losing. Pressing buttons lowered windows, blasting him with freezing air. He raised the radios volume to its limit but it still lost against the blast. Snatches of pop garbled, foreign, a trace of logic had him press the self seek button. The dash lit up like Leicester Square. ‘What now? Fuck he’d only pressed the fucking radio?’ Now his voice was leaving him, echoing in space that shouldn’t be there. Must think; he slipped the auto into neutral. ‘Better pull over.’ The words ponderous but neutral, flat of concern and unconscious of sense. Jarring wind horns reminded him of ships, felt its spray as it buffeted him in the back then past and beyond him. Appropriate he thought as he watched his glide towards tufts of grass looking like wavelets on the embankment, knowing what it was but absorbed with what it could be. All because he’d fiddled with the radio; something he’d to remember about radios. It would all come back to him, after he slept.
. We couldn’t make out any sign of an attempt at control, not a break light or deviation until the rear of the loader clipped him sending him down the embankment and out of our sight. Now he didn’t matter, he could have the constitution of an ox the skill of a rally driver and a car that thrived on sugar caked fuel; the loader had shepherded him onto the M45.
Five would see us at the Derby- Nottingham feeder, back on schedule and more important that warm feeling of being back in control. Stretching for a cigarette I found they’d gone, Pat just grinned. ‘I’d nothing to do with my hands.’
With the fan heater going full blast, Jim Dawley still felt the cold seeping into his bones. He wished the boss had made the same decision as the eatery next door and closed at ten thirty. Still at sixty-two jobs were at a premium and even a humble night petrol attendant could keep his head up, just. A flash of light reflecting off the stainless steel pumps grabbed his attention. Two blokes were getting out of a flash car, one coming towards him. He opened the vent that was supposed to allow him to hear them and them him.
The bloke spoke, ‘Hi there, Happy Christmas, need to use the toilets.’
Jim nodded and passed a key through the cash slide. ‘Round the side, got to be kept locked to keep out the yobbo’s. Bring the key back when you’re finished.’
I slipped the envelope behind the cistern before unscrewing the four screws that held the doors inner handle. Opening the door I put my foot between it and the jamb before pulling out the latch shaft and fitting the one Pat had cut for me. An inch of sticky tape held it flush with the door before screwing back the handle. Pat was finishing his oil and water check when I handed back the key paying for the petrol and cigarettes for us both. I’d to listen hard before I made out what I was being asked.
‘Do you want a receipt?’ Another small foible of Jims. If it was asked for the cigarettes would be shown separate from the petrol and the time and car registration would be noted. Though this cunt just laughed at him.
‘No thanks.’
The services and its Quick Food neighbour share an exit directly on the Sawley roundabout. Behind the eatery, at a lower level, is its car park with a ranch style enclosure used to hide a number of large waste bins. Half a mile further along the A6 towards Derby is the Shardlow Inn, it was there Pat and I were to split up. He waited till I’d checked the van and gave him a wave before driving back to park just beyond the petrol station on the east bound lay bye. Waiting until he was out of sight I opened the rear door and checked the cases matched the instructions given to Bramshott and slid the green file into the ivory case next to the offside rear door. The seat was too close for me but they reckoned Laing was three inches shorter so I’d just have to lump it. Down to the number plates the vans were identical apart from one difference, this was the van the plates belonged to. Checking again the green power light on the radio I felt the heat beginning to warm up the cab as I settled to wait.
Five thirteen, Laing caught the time from the lights of the junction as he pulled on to the A6. It wasn’t tension that was getting to him now but the apathy of fatigue. Twice Ruth had dropped off, only to wake with a start, apologise while both struggled to find something to talk about. He hadn’t known what to expect and still didn’t. Imagination had played scenarios of dilapidated warehouses, forest clearings and disused airfields; cracked skulls, trussed up, left to die or not. None were comfortable and imagination for some reason didn’t include hope, but this up country endurance trip hadn’t been one of them.
‘There it is.’ Ruth’s shout and the sight of the service station cast his reflections out.
‘Right. First I’ve got to fill up, then drive to the rear parking area of the restaurant?’
Ruth nodded in confirmation.
‘Dirty buggers.’ Dawley said to himself, watching the van leave the forecourt to run round the back of the restaurant. He was gracious enough to revise his opinion when the bloke rapped on his window and asked if he could use the toilet. Obviously a gent, well spoken and had that look about him. Surprising to see his type in a van. ‘Certainly sir, just return the key when you’re finished.’
It was cold in the toilet, that, combined with the fatigue, made Cecil shudder instead of shiver as he searched for the envelope. Relieving himself he wondered if his body could afford to lose the heat and if something was about to happen that could be called progress or was this just another control check. He sighed as he read the instructions. He’d to wait ten minutes, then Ruth could have ten minutes and he’d to check the load on his way back. What did they mean by that?
Surprisingly steam was rising from the water running out the hot tap, he lathered his face with the evil smelling carbolic soap then heard an engine start. Thinking it would be Ruth keeping some heat in the cab he took no notice, other than to confirm he could see nothing through the toilets tiny opaque window. Ignoring the soggy end of a roller towel he used toilet paper to dry his face damp before checking his watch.
Cecil’s first reaction was to merely regard it as stuck. Shouldering the door he tried quick forceful synchronised down thrust on the handle as though attempting to catch it unawares. When it wasn’t and didn’t, he tried pressing the handle in and, keeping the pressure on, slowly eased it down. Every time and each way his voice commanded it to work and when it didn’t he banged on the door and shouted, while sizing up his chances of getting through the tiny window.
Pat watched the door close then gave another few minutes before sending the message to Dellows. She must still have been clutching her mike when he heard the engine start then the gears crunch and stall followed by a vehement oath before the engine was restarted. Pat cursed; while she was on send he couldn’t contact either her or Brian. Seeing Brian hesitate on the roundabout, Pat got out, gave him the thumb and waved him on.
Ruth was only beginning to wonder why she’d been told to move when a van slid into the slot she’d vacated. Seconds and her door opened, the balaclava’d figure collecting the crisp and drinks debris, growled at her, ‘Fucking get back to the passenger side.’ Through her door mirror she watched him scatter the rubbish in the other van, then walk round to the front and back to the rear, all the time watching her waiting for any move. Unceremoniously an attaché case and number plates were dumped between her legs and the mike taken from her as he climbed in. Everything had happened so fast she’d forgot she was holding it.
‘Number two acknowledge.’
‘On yer way.’
Ruth could feel her heart transmitting its thumps through to the back of her seat. Wanting to ask, she didn’t know if she could speak, or if she did whether she’d want to hear the answer. The accent was muffled but she tried for an acceptable substitute. Scots maybe? Glasgow or Dundee lowlife, not Edinburgh that had more of a refined twang. What the hell did she know, and did it matter when you knew you were kidding yourself. Her hands clenched until she felt her nails cutting her palms and the sweat begin to nip. She must have telegraphed her intention, maybe gave a gasp before saying the words.
‘Jist shut the fuck up.’
Ulster. Jesus Joseph and Mary what the hell had they got her into?
Behind the mask I’d to smother the grin. Accents were never my thing but for some unknown reason the harsh Ulster brogue came easy. Here it was, first roundabout after Sawley, left, then left again, I slid the van to a halt outside the only house sporting flagpoles.
‘Slide out my way Dellows.’ Taking the brown paper bag with me I waited till she was out then shepherded her round to the back of the house. Screened from the A6 by a high brick wall I broke in by placing the bag and its contents against the doors glass panel and driving my elbow against it. The crack of glass breaking and the tinkle of it falling were followed by no dogs barking, lights lighting or inquisitive eyes looking. Standing aside I pointed for her to go in.
There was nothing specially warm about the house despite the developers attempt to give it the ideal lived in look, though it wasn’t as cold to warrant the spasms of shivers passing through Dellows. Now that we were inside I could soften my approach, get her cooperation rather than waste time and possibly leave clues by having to subdue her. The master bedrooms’ suite didn’t have a window and it was there that I lead her to use its facilities, though I kept the accent when she came out.
‘You cooperate now and we’ve been asked not to harm you. Personally I couldn’t give a fuck so long as you don’t waste my fucking time. Now you’re to take a couple of tablets, or do I force them down you?’
‘What are they?’
Fair question, except I didn’t know. ‘Dellows just do as your fucking told. You’re expected to be found around ten in the morning and your expected be quizzed bloody hard. The tablets are to back the parts you’ll say you don’t remember. That’s everything from the petrol station to here. You know nothing about it, how you got here, how many men there were, anything about them real or imagined. You Mrs Dellows, were simply out of it.’ I handed her the glass of water, then shook the powder from three tablets into it. ‘You get that down and the worst you’ll suffer is cramp.’ I watched her eyes screw shut as her mouth opened.
There are many depths of fear and being bound to a bed didn’t conjure up pleasant memories for Ruth but at least this time she was dressed and the tape he’d used to spread-eagle her wrists and ankles to the bedposts didn’t seem to be as uncomfortable as handcuffs though she’d tried to protest when the same tape was used to cover her mouth. Wishing her pleasant dreams I threw the duvet over, then on the way out set the boiler control to constant. Mustn’t let her get cold, especially since I hadn’t said which morning the ten would apply to. By ten to six I was on the Derby ring road, already missing Pat's company and ten minutes ahead of schedule.
Jim Dawley shook his head and grumbled to nobody in particular but the whole bloody grey dismal world in general. ‘Couldn’t credit it. You ask for the simple courtesy of returning the key. Couldn’t trust a vicar nowadays.’ Carefully locking the main door he hunched his shoulders against the cold and made his way to the toilet. ‘That’s assuming the sod hasn’t pocketed it. Bloody shits.’ He’d turned the corner before he heard the banging and shouting and Cecil didn’t stop to explain once the door was cautiously opened. ‘Sorry.’ He shouted as he barged past and ran towards the van. Leaving Dawley in a quandary when the door clicked shut, leaving him with nothing to occupy his mind other than to fine tune the excuse he’d give the Boss when he arrived at eight.
Cecil wasn’t any happier. Finding Ruth gone, he’d opened the back expecting to find it empty and felt his heart sink as he scanned the ranks of cases. He’d ring Bramshott; bring them up to date and where he was. Ask the attendant if he could use his phone.
‘One acknowledge.’ It was loud, commanding.
Disconsolate he answered, knowing he was once again in harness.
‘Drive back to the M1 then north to Leeds.’
‘Where’s Mrs Huntington, what’s happened to her?’
There was a moment’s silence. ‘She’s guaranteeing your behaviour. Behave and she’ll come to no harm.’
Cecil put the van in gear and, mixing a sigh with an oath started up the ramp
My Chester delivery was made by eight thirty in a street showing all the signs of a Christmas morning. The van was too high to reverse right back to the garage door so I used the ends of the packing crates as screens before transferring the cases. It didn’t take me long to pack eleven in each then replace the bow fronted glass cabinet in one and the music centre in the other. Both were perfect in every detail but for their shallow depth. Closing and locking the vans door then sliding the crate ends inside I lowered the garage door, sliding three steel bars into their prepared cleats locking each of them in place before closing off both the boxes and driving the setscrews well home. The internal door from the garage to the kitchen had been replaced by a steel one, after all we didn’t want some opportunist thief getting more than he’d bargained for. When the two Chubb’s clicked home I walked through the lobby and out the front.
Minutes after nine I was heading for Neston and the same routine. The exception at Ellesmere Port was not having to use the ends of the crates as screens. It was there I enjoyed the luxury of a shower before changing into the clothes I left on the Saturday. Caustic Soda was poured down the shower trap and all the toiletries along with the clothes I’d worn were packed in a waste bag that would suffer the same fate as the van. I made one phone call from a call box, letting it ring for a few minutes before hanging up and giving a skip before getting back in the van. Sometimes no answer is the answer you want.
Pat managed the twelve o’clock shuttle from Manchester to Heathrow, feeling almost as sorry for Laing as he was for himself. Despite the radios distortion he could hear the anguish in Laing’s voice when he passed the final instruction to him. Directing him to Scunthorpe and the Ship Hotel, where he’d to wait until he was contacted, he’d watched the van turn on to the M180 before making his way to Manchester. When Brian made his call to Bramshott and told them where Laing could be contacted, they’d have to decide whether to save time and disclose Laing’s involvement, or use time arranging a replacement. Their decision would be interesting and there would be an interested observer at the Ship. Carrying only a Christmas parcel he locked the Saab giving it a pat as though apologising for its premature return to the metal coil and made his way to the gate using a name he hoped would soon be forgiven and forgotten.
Watching the weak sun reflecting on the reservoirs as the plane banked on its approach he closed his eyes and wished he could do the same with his ears against the clunks and whirs of wing flaps and undercarriages. The bump, the rumble, the reverse thrust was his resurrection making it worthwhile to think and breathe again. Slipping the parcel beneath him he waited for the shuffling line of passengers to start before thrusting his way into it. Unless Brian told them sooner, tomorrow Hopkins would be told of the parcel addressed to him and where to collect it.
‘Excuse me?’ Pat swivelled on his heels as though his back was skewered by a rod of tension. ‘Have you left this?’ Short, fat jowls glistened with the effort of pushing forward to catch Pat on the ramp.
Pat looked at the parcel. ‘Sorry not mine.’
The jowls quivered while the eyes looked perplexed, ‘I could have sworn,’ the eyelids dropped to mask confusion, ‘I was sure it was on your seat?’
Pat smiled and shook his head then headed on towards the terminal. Glancing back he saw jowls fighting the tide till he approached the stewardess. In the terminal he opened the envelope Brian had gave him from Joanna and removed the traveller cheques before ripping the tickets into a thousand pieces and spreading them in four waste bins. He’d made his own arrangements and there’d be no sun-drenched paradise for him and Jane. Within the hour they’d be in Dublin, then the private charter to Shannon and on to Breen House with it’s secluded grounds overlooking a bleak Atlantic. Four posters, log fires and baths so big they’d to fit lifebuoys. Time to get to know one another in a place that wasn’t too idyllic. A place that found their warmth in contentment and perhaps, Jane willing, he could introduce the future to some of the past. Sneaking up behind he swirled her into his arms where they hugged as though they’d been waiting for years.
The police car was still with me as I turned at the lights onto the Rossmore estate. Slowing to almost walking pace I indicated a second right taking me into a petrol station. The police followed, swinging effortlessly in my tracks as my hands began to cramp on the wheel. All the way up; all the damn way, nothing, not a sign except for two heading south on the M1, bastards. Clever bastards had waited, let us run till it was a done job, money located, hostages safe and congratulating themselves on finding the file in Laing’s van – the wrong file. Jesus there was more round the back of the garage. The forecourt was empty, if I could make it through and out I might be able to ditch the van and disappear on foot – not real, not in a van in a district I didn’t know and with that amount after me. No, shortly I’d be left with only one choice; whether to let them go ahead with the green or tell them of the red. Whether I’d do better doing what I’d threatened than feeling a fuckwit by not managing to do anything at all. No new life, no family, no worth, a waste of space in the nano second of time given to us.
Except there was no sense of urgency, the parking was haphazard the atmosphere undisciplined. I eased to a stop at a pump letting out a whoosh of used breath as the car trickled on to meet the others. The hassle cost me ten minutes and a fiver wasted on fuel, nothing compared to the waste of nerve and sweat. Why is it imagination turns against you once you’ve done what its presented to you? Not now, now I’d to get to the wagon, stick to the discipline that had served us well and hope I had a purpose for it all now that I was a cash multi millionaire.
I made a second call to the number I tried earlier; still no answer. They would have to have left a lot earlier to make the flight from Gatwick. I’d just have to patient before I knew if I’d a chance of winning or not. The difference between poverty and prosperity is, with either you can still only hope for the best but with prosperity you can prepare for the worst whereas with poverty you can only fear it. We’d promised nothing for today but they’d played a square game so Hopkins was told of the red file and where to collect it. Less than a minute it took while I was in Altringham about to get in my third taxi enroute to the airport, after all why kill the golden goose after only one egg.
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