It doesn't count as a 'proper' illness unless you've appeared in all the tabloids. Oh, and in this advert for SwineUTab, the cure for all that ails you..
Thanks Furious, I saw that earlier. The one I posted was sent to me by one of my readers who doesn't blog. I really must ask if they'd like me to name them. Will go and do that now.
They're great though these efforts aren't they. Shows we still have a sense of humour.
brilliant, subs! a sprinkling of rosemary would make it extra tasty!
ReplyDeleteAnd a wee bit of crushed garlic would just set you up for the day OB:)
ReplyDeleteThat might be the treatment but this is how you catch it.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it called Swine Flu?
ReplyDeleteBecause Pig Flu would be too "funny" for a serious illness and the Americans would not understand what Porcine meant.
.. it may be nasty, but it only lasts a WEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
ReplyDeleteI take it I'd be fit enough in a week to phone Max Clifford then Furious? :)
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't count as a 'proper' illness unless you've appeared in all the tabloids. Oh, and in this advert for SwineUTab, the cure for all that ails you..
ReplyDeletesubrosa,
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, girl, really excellent. BTW, if I told Max Clifford your adventures he'd be knocking on your door in the morning. (;-)
Oh no Brownlie, NO! How much do you want? £5 or make it a tenner. OK?
ReplyDeleteThanks Furious, I saw that earlier. The one I posted was sent to me by one of my readers who doesn't blog. I really must ask if they'd like me to name them. Will go and do that now.
ReplyDeleteThey're great though these efforts aren't they. Shows we still have a sense of humour.
Now we know where the Cynical Highlander lives.
ReplyDeleteA town near a town twinned with "The Thief of Baghdad"